Is NOT ANYMORE DEAD

Did I do you a scare?

Im back and I gotted good news. My number big 1 fan sented me pictre and it is look good.

Her name Giselle and sometime she do me sex dance for meat baloney and cigarette. It not love but enough close.

I takes break from cooks because i make more of my rock musics. See you soon, nobody!

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Recipe: Swissroll Sandwish

it make good sandwish this recipe

you need:
2 slice bread

1 swissroll



first take slice bread and put on it a swissroll


then another bread. it make sandwish so good

On last night I gotted alot drunk and made sex with a fucking poutine. For the real. I'm not joke about this. My penis is all burn and it hurt when walk to depanneur for cigarette. I eated the poutine after i make sex in it. It was OK good. Not A1 but ok. 

If anyone say I make some stupid sex at poutine is dumb go fuck off. Ilike it and it feel i fuck a giant fat pig in in the cul.

Haha look this!:

Haha.. I like have treesome with that girls!!

Barnak Obama!

Salut, boss. So today I don't do much cook because I shovel at my ouncle Guy he has so some snow i need shoveling.  

Obama won President today. It woud be cool tight to be chef for him. I make him the bess baloney sandwish in world. 

Sometime I thinks Chef B.S. really mean Chef Baloney Sandwish!

Hey toé... shopping food tips

My number 1 tip:
go at Price Chopper. It has some nice baloneys and you can have a cigarette while shop. The girls at the cash are always HOTTE and you can look them.


Number 2nd tip:
where big clothes.. suit jogging is good. it help hide all things you put inside your poches. FTW!
(careful: suit jogging can show you have hard because of girl at cash.)

number 3 tips;
steel a carosse (shop cart)... it can sometime be trade for poudre or hash


Number 5 tip:
Giant Tiger! you can have chips, popsicle, bar of chocolat, pringle, bread hotdog, and cheap smoke. a good store for shoping. its also close of the Main so you can do some Main after.